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Your Test Told You What's Happening.
Now Get The Plan.

A report can name the pattern. It can't answer your follow-up questions, hear the details that don't fit a quiz, or tell you what to say tonight. That's what a clarity session is for.

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How A Session Works

1. Bring your results

Take any of our tests first (or don't — your story is enough). Your scores give us a head start on the pattern.

2. Talk it through

60 private minutes on your situation: the behaviors, the doubts, the thing you haven't told anyone. Ask everything.

3. Leave with a plan

A written 14-day action plan: exact scripts, boundaries to set, signals to watch, and the decision point ahead.

Two Ways To Work Together

One-time payments, no subscriptions. Both include the written plan.

Single Session

60-Minute Clarity Session

Your results, decoded live — with a plan you leave with.

  • We walk through your exact quiz results together — no generic advice
  • You leave with a written 14-day action plan for your situation
  • Ask anything: scripts, boundaries, whether to stay or go
  • Video or voice-only — your choice, fully private
€49€120+ typical coaching rate
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Best for repeat patterns
4-Week Program

The 4-Week Pattern Reset

Four weekly 1:1 sessions to break the cycle for good.

  • Week 1: map your pattern and its triggers
  • Week 2: boundary scripts and live practice
  • Week 3: rewire the 'chemistry' that picks the wrong people
  • Week 4: your relapse-proof plan, in writing
€179€480 if booked as single sessions
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First-15-minutes guarantee: not useful? Full refund, no questions asked.

Not sure a session is for you?

Start with a free test — it takes 3 minutes and your results make the session twice as productive.

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Coaching FAQ

Is this therapy?+

No. Coaching is practical and forward-looking: we work on scripts, boundaries, decisions, and plans for your specific situation. If what comes up needs clinical support, we'll say so honestly and point you toward licensed help.

What happens in a clarity session?+

You share your quiz results (or just your situation), we go through it together for 60 minutes, and you leave with a written 14-day action plan: what to say, what to watch for, and what decision points are coming.

Do I have to be on camera?+

No. Video or voice-only, whichever feels safer. Everything discussed stays private.

What if it's not useful?+

Say so within the first 15 minutes of the session and you get a full refund. We only want to be paid for sessions that actually helped.

How fast can I book?+

Checkout takes a minute through Gumroad, and you'll receive the scheduling link immediately — most sessions happen within 48 hours.

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